Finally they realise....

As the human was out visiting his Otter yesterday I took the chance to catch up on the world news in his paper. You can imagine my surprise when I saw this article. Finally the humans have started to base their moral values on us! What luck. March of the Penguins was just a side project for us really, but perhaps we should re-think. Humans seem to be more susceptible to the media than I had first thought. Well worth the effort.

YOU WILL ALL GO TO SEE MARCH OF THE PENGUINS!!!

In other news I'm getting a bit worried about those Otters. The human was smiling knowingly at us after he came back, and since then I have discovered that Otters actually eat birds. That inclused us penguins. How disgusting! Something must be done. If this is ever mad public the humans may try to enlist the help of these horrible creatures to defeat our glorious and righteous regime. They must be exterminated. But quietly. Perhaps we could start with framing them for biting a small child. That should cause an outcry and extermination on a grand scale. If there's one thing you can rely on humans for it's a good public outcry, especially if they can be ignorant of the facts!

And on a final note. Something I've been thinking of for a while.

Mr Bush. The penguins are coming. :-)